Hello all. I'm having a problem with a WDZ member, who shall remain nameless. Long story short, she keeps taking off my pants and it's really getting to be a problem. She claims that they are her man pants, but that is nonsense. What do?
Loss of pants is a serious threat. Allow me to give you some tips: -Dont wear pants. -Duct tape your pants to your legs so when she goes to rip them off, its harder to rip off. Although with enough force, your skin will be pulled off too so you will be even more naked then before. -Riot Squad In case of any loss of pants, please consult your nearest Pant Psychologist to cope with the loss. It is truly a tragic time to lose your pants.
GET BEHIND THAT WALL OVER THERE AND HIDE IN THE TRASH CAN! I WILL USE MY PERSUASIVE DIALOGUE TO HOLD HER BACK!